The next time a piece of software threatens me with viruses unless I update it constantly, the toaster gets it.
Heliopoli
A city of the future built in the past
The next time a piece of software threatens me with viruses unless I update it constantly, the toaster gets it.
Toasting is too good for their ilk. May I recommend the George Foreman grill instead? A slower and more painful death.
Oh, absolutely. Good idea. Actually, I’m holding the toaster hostage until the softwares stop with their demands, but it’s not working. I would take a baseball bat to my computer, but I need it to complain with.