A confession from the chief archivist: I memorized the following snippet of dialogue from the comedy science fiction show “Quark” when I was … well, younger. It has remained memorized lo these many years. In celebration of the release of this little-known 1970s television show (I had thought I was the only one who remembered it) on DVD in October, here it is, from memory. Adam Quark (Richard Benjamin), captain of a garbage scow in space, has just asked a question of his half-man, half-plant second in command, the Spock-like Ficus:
Ficus: “A most fascinating phenomenon, but one which leaves the mind facing a myriad of possibilities, alternatives and conclusions, which are at best strictly hypothetical, with no sound basis in fact.”
Quark: “In other words, you don’t know.”
Ficus: “That’s what I said, sir.”
Now, with the release of this DVD, I’ll be able to see how accurate my memorization was, after 30-plus years. I don’t know why this quote has stayed with me all this time. Either it operates as a kind of excellent Buddhist koan, or it’s just darn funny.
Commander Koenig, raising his glass in a toast: “To everything that might have been.”